[Joebot]

A Peasants guide to l4d...

"Stick to the plan"- A form of insult often directed at new or inexperienced players, or Zim. Zim never sticks to the plan.

"You used me like a pipe bomb" - http://www.n4g.com/xbox360/News-235687.aspx

"Stampy Smash" - The standard mating call of the male tank.

"Zoooooeeeeey" - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q

"Feel the wrath of canadian lumber/ kanuck steel" - Shouted when engaging in queensbury rules with a hunter/smoker and seeing off that hooligan.

"Holy Fire" - The only known remedy to a tank, spurted forth from a Lolotov (see Lolotov)

"Fetch the candy"- An instruction given to the horde. Zombies love popping candy.

"Lolotov"- a standard issue cocktail consisting of high proof liqeur that is mixed in equal parts with fire.

"Marines we are leaving" - A friendly gesture given to slow survivors who wish to talke in the architectural beauty of a flight of stairs rather than run for their lives.

"Tank plz" - A request to the gods whenever the survivors have got too far, normally past the starting area.

"The unwashed masses" - Normally referring to pick ups to play against in versus, a seedy bunch of people who are normally slow and/or dim witted. Avoid contact at all costs.

"Why am I always the smoker?" - seriousy, why?

"Tank points" - Previously referred to as zombie points, they are quite obviously money to be spent on buying a shiny new tank

"Hey guys lets play blood harvest" - Not a recognised sentance.

"Pistol Challenge" - For when regular guns won't do, for extra kudos, attempt the single pistol challenge

"Don't aggro the car" - the car is the first boss in no mercy and should not be aggroed at all costs, even if the tank puts it in the doorway.

"Left, right, straight, left, left, right, shoot the witch, left, left, forward" The exact directions from coming out of the top of the lift in no mercy section 4.

"Up the stairs!" - A phrase often uttered when Bill spies a flight of
stairs, as Bill views stairs as the saviour to the zombie apocalypse. Traversing stairs is known as sticking to the plan the Bill way. (See stick to the plan)

"Close your light!" - A well known strategy to avoid opening the witch. (See Don't open the witch.)

"Don't open the witch!" Genius tactic added to The Plan after it was bestowed upon us by a prophet of the unwashed. Not opening the witch leads to victory. Entropy once opened the witch, there was fire inside.

"Tic-tacs" Code-word for peelz.

"Peelz Findable item that increases Louis' happiness levels by 100, and temporarily restores health. Not to be given to Greyfox in the midst of a fire fight.

[Greyfox]

Stickied for great justice
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[Kaz Dragon]

"Uggghhhhh... too many pizzas". - Equivalent to "Boomer Don't Fail!"

[Kaz Dragon]

Close your flashlight! Don't Open the Witch! - Really, don't.

[Greyfox]